【The French Book Institute】Mr. Slave Elf, the Aspiring Assassin

Let me dream, just for now. This is a story about a slave elf, Tilda, who lost her friends and her future when humans burned down her forest. This is the first time I’ve been able to see a woman’s face in a movie. [ouch!] This is the first time I’ve ever seen a woman with an erect penis. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts so much. [Be patient. You’re an assassin. You’re an assassin. You’re a human… but you’re a clumsy but kind-hearted master. This is the first time I’ve ever seen such a thing.